Mr. Tajir Fall in Love
The Sugiono

It's the third night and again, Blue ends up sleeping alone as a husband-jekaka. Life is full of drama. However, Blue did not expect her first night drama to be this sealay.

On the first day, he failed. It's a lot more irony than today. Just imagine, lep like sausage s*nice suddenly he wanted to go to the bathroom.

The drama begins when Blue is shocked to be unable to use the WC sitting. "Example how it means donk, La," he asked. Not an example of the sky even manyun then shudder.

"No, I'm ashamed!" squealing the girl then left Blue there in confusion. Again, go*gle became his impromptu teacher. The problem gets even more poignant when Blue is confused as to how he cleans up after depositing at the WC sitting down.

Two hours she's in the bathroom thinking about how to wear a dipper. Worse, he also did not know how to turn the faucet. All of this was learned through video tutorials. Ribet indeed, just want how else. Blue must be berlajar to become a whole and whole Indonesian human being.

Ah, nevermind. The second day was much more sad. Ready to empty his stomach so as not to get another call of nature, Mr. Hansip knocked on the door at exactly eight in the night.

"La, your husband said Mr. RT asked to patrol tonight. Replace Mr. Apey," he said.

Several times Blue shook his head, still Heaven forced him. "Learn slang, sir. Let me know what life is like here. Now Young Master lives here, not there anymore. Must be able to adapt."

Right then, Mother Sky had a fever. His wife must wait. Be the second night it ends at the patrol station with a kiss from the flirtatious mosquitoes.

Now, he is back in a dilemma because of scissors and underwear. In the room, the sky wailed. The clothes he deliberately bought for fifty thousand rupiah by using a piggy bank.

The sky was not confident. Moreover, many husbands complain of failure on the first night. The sky asks Sarah for help, her best friend. According to Sarah's message, Heaven must wear lacy clothes again pink. He had trouble getting, innocently even cut her husband.

"This is if it is also difficult to connect. It broke up again" lamented the heavens. He was silent for a moment. The door closed. There was Blue in the living room sitting wailing his lonely night.

The guilt of Heaven rises. Poorly, her husband waited three days. The sky came down from the bed with the body wrapped in a towel. He peeked out of the door and saw Blue sitting on the carpet twisting the rope on the side of the plastic carpet. "He is always cute" said the Sky.

This time the girl tried to get a chest. "Master, you want to come in?" she asked in a half-whispering voice afraid to wake her mother.

Blue direct door closed. He didn't want to wait long to play taekwondo on the bed. The sky towel began to drop. The forbidden scenery that he often saw in video tutorials he finally saw in the halal version.

"I'm ready to practice biology, material about breeding. Studying is in High School, the practice is new now. It's okay to survive late," he said stale.

The key is one that Blue holds from the various books he finds in the library. Imagine, for the sake of tonight he had to enter the sacred place.

Blue play is safe, he must pluck the guitar and tune it to be in the right tone. Although he had to pluck many times, causing noise from the sound of the guitar he was setting, Blue was getting sensitive to his tone.

Stop playing the guitar, he now began trying to pull out water in the source to get wet and ready to be inserted into the drilling machine. The beginning still feels dry, the longer it is stirred by hand, a puddle appears from the source.

This is what is meant in the first-night guidelines of writers with midwifery backgrounds. The right conditions to penetrate the soil layer to form a dug hole where to store salted eggs.

Blue start to install drilling machine. He knew, when the machine hit the rocks, it would make a very strong impact sound. "La, you shut up with the pillow first. If it's okay, open it again is okay," suggested Blue.

Sky nodded. He took a pillow and covered his mouth. Sure enough, as soon as the Blue drilling machine entered the layer of soil, the sky shouted. Although his voice was held back by a pillow, it was still heard until Blue himself panicked.

"Sick, La?" ask Blue. He was shocked to see blood sticking to his drilling machine. Said Grandpa Sugiono's video is normal. At least Blue knows now he and Heaven are no longer husband menjaka and wife virgin.

"Silver, Master," cried the Sky. Her tears are flowing. He rubbed the warm liquid.

"Book words, if the pain continues," reason Blue. There is no such point in the book. The sky just plainly nodded. He resigned, after all 100 % now Blue who has it.

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