The Barbarians
Substitutes

"Pak Jarwo is an OSIS teacher and student teacher. He's not fierce, he doesn't eat people either" Tara said, calming Asya. "Duh mampuss's. It must be in my case book," said Asya dizzy.

"I said don't interfere. Bebal the hell lu arguablyin," said someone from behind. They both turned around. "Azril? You following us?" ask Tara.

"Gue is also called."

"This must be mah, for sure! Enter my case book."

"Udah, just calm down." Azril embraced Asya's shoulder. Asya auto remove Azril's embrace and move away. "School area! Don't add to your problems, crocodile warts!"

"Silent laknat gini nih."

Tara was laughing there. "You two are so fit to be girlfriends not twins."

"Huh? What, Ta? A boyfriend? Idiihhh, am I the same to him? Oh, bangett."

"Ahaha. Sampe kompak it yaa," ledek Tara.

"It just so happensnn."

"It's over, come in."

"Look, you will be bullied if you are alone here," Asya asked to pull Tara's hand. "No need ah, then Mr. Jarwo will be angry. Mr. Jarwo doesn't like it when an uninterested person walks into his room."

"Yaudah, wait here. Don't go anywhere. If you're bullied call me, yell." Tara nodded. "If not call Haikal or Dino. There's a number, right?" ask Azril. Tara nodded slowly.

"Casual aja Azril, Asya. Come inside."

Azril and Asya looked at each other. "Okay, bismillah."

"Assalamualaikum," said the two compact.

"Vaalaikumsalam. Find who?" ask a woman who is in the room. 'Name Jarwo called sir, lah but this girl' inner Asya and Azril also together.

"You're looking for Mr. Jarwo. This mother... Mr Jarwo?" ask Azril carefully. The woman laughed. "You're late, Mr. Jarwo has gone to training. Oh yeah, I'm Sisi's mom, not Jarwo's sir."

'Allah.Why do you call me if you want to go? Take this father, said they both inwardly.

"Jude, ma'am. We'll come back tomorrow. We go out first ma'am, assalamualaikum." They both came straight out of Jarwo's room.

"Prophey, be patient."

"Patience has a wide ass" Azril said.

"Damn you!" Azril.

"Totally bad for the hearing?!" tanya Dino who was nongol together with Haikal. "You're not."

"Mantapps. These new students are finally getting php by Mr. Jarwo!" ledek Haikal happy. "Prophey, Asya, Azril. Mr. Jarwo is that."

"Gue is always patient, Ta. But what's the payoff? In PHP-in again and again," said Asya sadly pretentious dramatic. "Alay once you jumintennn!" azril rubbed Asya's face.

"Hiijirr. You know, behh, I'm your dead tabok."

...----------------...

"Yes Rabb, why is the ordeal of the servant so severe." lamented Asya. Now, Asya, Dino, Haikal and Azril are having dinner at Dino's apartment. They had dinner with a Taste Of Japan meal menu from drive thru McDonald's. Yeahh, Junk food again.

"Oh ilahhh, Zhaaa. Lu lebay bint alay bangett bye, seriously. Get to know the dramatic Apinn!" cela Dino is mellowing.

"Dinosaur, my name is Asya. Don't replace it as Zhaa. I don't like it."

"Pms ni people are sure of me, usually called a monkey just relax," said Haikal. Asya let out a long sigh, as if carrying a lot of burden. "Ah you don't understand what it's like to be the one who's molested."

"Daroxing!!" Asya laughs.

"Lagian you why the hell?! You can chase Arsen right in front of his girlfriend. Goblokk. Luckily his girlfriend was nice" Haikal said.

That's what Asya is thinking right now. At school, he was with Arsen chasing after a trivial problem. Damn, Arsen's girlfriend saw them both.

"okay? Well said you? His look to kill me was good. Tomorrow the cave viral for sure, sure. Gegara Arsen is also noh, babik tu people!" asya ngegas.

"Oh, hate to be in love."

"Somebody hates her being somplak!"

"Gue's not sure."

"I feel like I want to hit."

Asya sighed again, "I'm not strong, not strong. Did I just move dimensions?"

"Anjirr, Ash. I'm complaining about your tabok again!"

"My beloved dinosaur. Please, don't dzolimi a beautiful woman like me here," Asya said. "Dihh dihh, seriously this. You want me to throw it to Amsterdam!!"

"Haha. What a Dinosaur's emotion."

"Yes, look at this one jamet, even more so."

"Yes, you never understand the feelings of the queen who is zolimized. It was like being wonder woman."

"Bacc--"

Ting tong~

"Hold the bacot hold, there's a guest. I'll open the door yaaa," Asya walked casually towards the door of Dino's apartment.

Ting tong~

"Yesa, a minute." Asya opens the door, "Loh, Tara?"

"Eh? Asha? You live here?" ask Tara. Asya shook her head, "Gue is just playing. This is Dino's apartment. How can you be here?" ask Asya back.

"I'm the same brother I just moved into the apartment next door. This wants to give food to the neighbors, said the brother as an introduction," replied Tara while giving a parcel.

"Oh my God, bother. Stop by ayok first. There's me Dino, Haikal, the same Azril inside."

"No, I'm the same brother I haven't finished cleaning up. I want to help you," declined Tara politely.

"Where's your brother?"

"Inside, it's sorting out again. Her name is Taxa Fauzian. Call me brother Fauzi."

"Torck?"

Tara nodded. "Yaudah, I'm back."

"Eh yes. Thank you, Ta." Tara smiled and left. Asya looked at the apartment in front of Dino's apartment. Seeking someone.

His eyes also catch the figure of a man who looks handsome, macho, cool, and amazing wahhh. Proportion of his body Asya likes.

'My soul mate must be, bismillah, aamiin' Asya looked at her sister Tara at the door. The man looked at her with a smile. Reflexes, Asya follows a sincere smile for the first time at a foreign man.

"C!"

"Lagian lu bengong. Come on in, do it again here." Asya cleared his throat and entered. "What's the matter?" ask Dino.

"So don't know, from Tara."

"Tara? He know we're here? How can I not ask to go in first?" ask Azril in succession. "Tara just moved forward, it's from Tara kea for introductions. Tara lives with her sister, and you know what?"

"No."

"Damn it, it is." lamented Asya moved.

"Ehh baperan terribly siii? You know what we don't, we answer no. Continue with it." Asya sat down again in her place. "You know what that was?" ask Dino.

"The brother of Tara is handsome njir, seriously dahh. Oh, my God, that's MasyaAllah bangettt!" praise Asya while imagining the smile of her brother Tara.

"Bodoamat bye, Shay. Karep you." Azril turned to the parcel. It contained various kinds of snacks and there were donuts. They ate it together. "It's Ta—"

"He doesn't like you."

"Damn it, straight up."

...----------------...

Morning back, in Azril's class.

"Zril, you're called Mr. Jarwo. Asya too."

"Where are you from, Cal?" ask Dino.

"Patrol."

"It's you who really, I don't want to be pinned again," said Azril seriously. "It's really me, the game. He wants more training."

Without a word, Azril came out approaching Asya to his class. After summoning Asya, the two of them walked together to Mr. Jarwo's room.

"Lu deg-degan no, Jril?"

"No. I don't think it's like you."

"Gue kill your ntar, look at it." Azril laughed at Asya's grave commotion. Upon arrival in Mr. Jarwo's room, they knocked on the door first. Tok tok!

"Assalamualaikum."

"Wa'alaikumsalam, come in."

They both walked in casually. "Azril and Asya, right?" ask Mr. Jarwo. "Yes, sir."

"Please sit down" asked Mr. Jarwo. They're sitting on the couch in Jarwo's room. "Wait a minute, two more bellies are coming."

"Yes, sir."

Tok tok!

"Lake in."

"Excuse me sir, good day."

"Just, Helen. Which chairman?" ask Mr. Jarwo. Helen sat down without orders, it was normal. "I don't know, sir. Kayaknya. I was looking but didn't find it."

"Judah, let's wait again. Oh yes, Asya, Azril, this is Helen. Vice chairman of OSIS. Helen, this is Asya and Azril."

"Udah karen acquaintance, sir." replied Asya with a smile. "Yes sir, I've met yesterday."

"Aaa. good that way. We wait for the chairman."

Five minutes later~~

"A long time ago, I had this training again. The chairman did not even come. I just say the same you guys yes, later tell the same chairman."

"Helen, you want to step down, right?" ask Mr. Jarwo to start the topic. "Yes, sir. I'm tired of messing with unruly creatures, sir. Moreover, the chairman was also, even worse."

The twins were confused, they both looked at each other. ‘This is not a very recent case. Sure I am, not cases’ Asya said encoding. ‘Emang instead of dekk.’

"If I replace you now with Asya, you are not heavy-hearted, right? I mean, no problem with the knock?"

"Astaghfirullahalazim?! Me, sir? For what? Sir, is that me?!" tanya Asya. "Yes, don't cut people's words!" azril whispered but was heard by Helen and Mr. Jarwo.

"Yes but my time, Zril? I just entered a few days ago," Asya replied. "Yeah of now, it's not polite to cut people's conversations." Asya closed her mouth tightly.

"I personally do not take a heavy heart sir, even I am happy to have a replacement," said Helen continued the conversation. "Sister Helen.."

"No need to call me brother, we're coy" Helen smiled. "Buset bye."

"Do you agree Asya, you're Helen's successor?" ask Mr. Jarwo. "Sir, I just entered this school. I know the ins and outs, sir. I don't even bus-"

"In junior high school you were chairman of OSIS. I think you can replace Helen, "cut me Jarwo. "Sir is Junior High, this is now High School."

"Bawel very, accept me anyway?" azril whispered. Asya stared at the cynical Azril. "As a good sodara, my side cake, Zril."

"After all, you can get rid of Jun's quarrel with Arsen. Azril same Alex. Ly fit in my position, because you're braver than I am" said Helen.

"True Helen. I really hope you can replace Helen. Because Helen was too stressed to think about the other students" forced Mr. Jarwo.

"Helen is dizzy especially me, sir?!"

"Ahh.. from me, mending my twin sir, Azril." Asya pointed at Azril. "This one, it's amazing, sir. Can what aj—"

"Our High School's OSIS system is the chairman of the male OSIS and its female representative. Azril I crowned as his teammate Haikal later," explained Mr. Jarwo. "You want, Asya?"

Asya covered her face with both hands, then opened and smiled forcefully. "Yes yes, sir."

"Deal, huh?" Mr. Jarwo extended his hand. Asya also replied to his brief words. "Bismillah..."

"Helen as Asya shakes hands so that there will be no jealousy later," Asya and Helen shake hands. "Thank you coy!"

"There was a heavy weight on my shoulders, Len, right away" Asya joked. "Devil, that" Helen answered making them laugh.

"Then, it's the Friday of Helen's replacement. Helen, you really aren't heavy-hearted, are you?"

"Absolutely not, sir. Thank you so much weh already want to replace me," said Helen again with a sincere smile to Asya. Asya replied to him with a forced smile.

"All right then. Helen, tell the other members about the change of vice chairman of OSIS."

"OK ready, sir. Do it now." Helen wants to move. "Wait a minute, who's the leader you're referring to?" ask Asya.

Tok tok! Ceklek~

"Sorry late, sir."

"Don't tell me....."

^^^Revision—^^

^^September, 2022.^^^