The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
73: Routines
“Si Dika really want to go home, right?” kalandra asked Arum who was taking her rice in the rice cooker, in front of her.
It's ten o'clock in the evening, but Kalandra has just come home. Kalandra immediately took a bath, while Arum who waited immediately prepared dinner for her.
“Should. I'll give you an ultimatum until tomorrow!” said Arum who almost emotion just because discussing Dika.
Kalandra nodded her head in understanding, received the rice that Arum gave her then thanked her.
Arum will sit in front of Kalandra, but Kalandra said, “We are impressed again berantem, if you sit on the continent opposite!”
Arum glared at Kalandra's disbelief who was clearly insinuating her. “Continent Continent, its weaning” that slowly restrains a smile. In front of her, Kalandra who started grabbing the spoon, used her left hand to pull the chair next to her and of course, Arum immediately sat there.
“So how was it finally? You're pinjemin the Angga money?” ask Kalandra while enjoying her menu.
Arum. “No, Mas. I give you two hundred street money. No money handle blas her.”
Kalandra nodded while chewing the food in her mouth.
“Actually I pity. So sorry even to him. But yes ... he just made a huge stir!” continued Arum.
“Taflon equals your pan, safe, right?” reply Kalandra while looking at Arum.
“Hah ..?” Arum confusedly looked at Kalandra, but the man slowly held back his laughter.
“Taflon ... You don't use taflon what's your skillet again?” clearly Kalandra relaxed between her smiles.
Arum blushed immediately. Apparently Kalandra still remembered that he had pengu-kuli Angga with taflon.
“Sayang taflon same vows Mas. You are already washed all!” reply Arum.
“Means Angga is less hockey, not to be part ta-bok taflon same your pan again!” Kalandra started to limp because of the retained laughter.
“Oh, means Mas want too? Ta-bok taflon same skillet?” sergah Arum deliberately teased her future husband who immediately laughed. Kalandra.
“Kan, right ..” said Arum who directly helped Kalandra, get the man a drink.
“Tomorrow to the tailor what time will it be?” kalandra.
“Mas usually what time?” reply Arum excited.
“So, you can adjust to my schedule?” ask Kalandra no less excited.
“Y-yes yes .. I follow Mas's schedule. Mas schedule can not be changed, well I'm the important cook for the hospital. Open the cafeteria just adjust it, there is not another week we marry. Focus on preparation first.”
“Means, if already married not focus?” ask Kalandra.
“Ih, yes focus, ih!” reply Arum.
“Focus what?” reply Kalandra who even joked, deliberately teasing Arum.
Arum held back his laughter and was speechless.
“Terms tomorrow as usual, yes. You finish cooking lunch for me at the hospital, you go straight to my office. You tomorrow I want to pretend to forget to bring stock,” said Kalandra relaxed.
Arum grew weaker as he was busy withholding laughter. “Mas intentions really pretend to forget to bring the provisions?” reply Arum.
“It was planned because,” reply Kalandra who then devoured clear vegetables in his spoon.
“No events of any kind, right?” tanya Arum was suspicious.
“Neg. Most familiar to your coworkers, who knows you want to look around my workplace. Like in the factory there is also your neighbor,” reply Kalandra still relaxed.
“Tomorrow I wear what clothes?” ask Arum who has nothing been stubborn.
Kalandra did not immediately answer and looked at the confused Arum. “Who wants to marry you me, yes you want to appear special in front of my office?”
“How shy? Yes it's just normal.”
“Ih, Mas .. if Mas says so, it means tomorrow I'm not going to work Mas.”
“Ya already, then it means you prefer me to starve.”
“Mas ih, ... don't be.”
“Where?”
“Y-ya dong's instructions. It's nothing yet, I've been very stubborn, you know, Mas.”
Kalandra laughs at Arum.
“Mas Kala, I'm really serious, don't worry about it. Later I pinjem taflon same wok mamah loh!” Arum deliberately gave Kalandra a stern warning and the man was immediately blown away.
“Seriously I'm scared. Moreover, there is no taflon with your pan, use have mamah, still so,” said Kalandra who then drank a glass of water given Arum.
“Say saying, many roads lead to Rome!” reply Arum still pretended to be angry.
“You said that, which is in my brain directly Roma Rhythm Bang Haji, and I automatically remembered Pak Haji the Mbah gan-jen it!” Kalandra did not eat because she was busy laughing.
“Eat first, laugh later.” Arum was really nagging, but Kalandra still buried her face on top of her hands folded on the edge of the table.
“Mas, it's night, uh. Finish the meal first let it rest quickly. Later Aidan wake up, Mas instead eat alone.”
“I remember that, loh, Yang. Pas head Pak Haji entered the got and the water was really murky right in the front of my house. I am aja, iiih .. ya jiiijik, ya pity, ya keel, ya ngakak. Moreover, mamah told his head Pak Haji to be inspected and then again to amnesia. I swear to you!”
After the Kalandra dinner ended up being fed by Arum because the man was busy laughing, their togetherness tonight ended with Kalandra who gave a large brown bag containing uniform.
“That's for tomorrow. Yes, because I know, you if it is not prepared it is definitely a strike do not want to go,” said Kalandra who then opened a bottle of mineral water.
“Ya don't have to buy new either, do you?” reply Arum.
“Punyaku is also there, uniform same you are also Aidan. The three of us are actually twins,” reply Kalandra who then drank the mineral water.
“Means the show is pretty official, yeah, Mas? Batik gini,” continued arum curious, but Kalandra instead held back her laughter then hurriedly left her in the family room the man handed her a large brown grocery bag.
“Mas Kala, very intentionally. His jail was gini. I take taflon same wok mamah loh!” reprimand Arum hastily caught up with Kalandra. The man ran towards the guest room which was in the front corner of the family room. The room that became Kalandra's bed during Arum and Aidan's stay there.
Kalandra came out of the room while holding her laugh, but her right hand was still holding the closed drinking water. “Tomorrow we leave. Tomorrow you will be accompanied by a papah driver.”
“Yes, but yes do not be left so, I want to ask again fear is wrong because it is not clear,” reply Arum, but again Kalandra laughs at him.
“Ya already, here,” said Kalandra who then hugged Arum.
Arum who was immediately nervous to remember the agenda of the Kalandra goodbye this morning, in front of Angga.
“Mas intentionally makes Angga jealous?” tanya Arum hugged Kalandra back.
“Ih, why also make him jealous. It will become a routine!” reply Kalandra who immediately made Arum hold back a laugh.
“Yes yes, routine before work. You have taken a leave of absence yet, make sure you cook from one day before the wedding day to four or one week after the wedding?” Kalandra Reply.
“Hah ...? What's it doing, Mas?” So serious, Arum hastily pulled away, staring intently at Kalandra who he feared was still mocking him because lately, the man was getting busy guarding her.
“Yeah, ... how amazing you didn't think of it? You're really not gonna take a day off if I don't tell you? Do you want a honeymoon and so on?” This time, Kalandra was really nagging, and Arum immediately put on an innocent face.
“Then I say to Nur's mother Sama Rani for dressingin,” reply Arum who later also apologized.
“I don't want to forgive you as easily as usual!” threatening Kalandra threatened but was still busy withholding laughter.
Arum who saw it even helped hold back laughter, besides Arum who became anxious himself to Kalandra.