The Uchiha Muscle God
Chapter 25 Danzo Tea

  Get out of the alley.

  The group did not go to the base of the roots, but came to a teahouse built under a willow tree on the banks of the Konoha River.

   "Mr Danzo's been waiting a long time, please come in."

  The greasy girl Ryoma turned to the side and made a gesture please.

  This tea room is made of wood tiles, covering an area of less than ten square meters, especially the entrance and exit is very low.

   it is a square measuring only 60 cm.

   "Is this a dog cave? How can I get into such a small entrance?" Broken eyebrows frowned, after all he was too big.

   Itachi saw this, worried about a misunderstanding, so he took the initiative to explain:

   "Uncle, guests must kneel down to enter the tea room. This is not to complicate, but to reflect the spirit of equality and humility in the tea ceremony.

   Any guest who enters in this way means throwing away their identity and rank and entering the non-secular world.

  I think Danzo-sama asked us to meet in the tea room to show us equality and friendship. "

  Although his speech was slightly leaked due to tooth loss, Itachi still tried to explain the etiquette of the tea ceremony clearly.

  He was born in a wealthy family, and he knew the knowledge of the patriarch's father from the time he was a child, and he knew this knowledge early on.

   "Itachi is right."

   Oil girl Ryoma expressed appreciation for Itachi's words, and lightly warned Duan, "Master Duan, Danzo-sama took the initiative to condescend, if you still have an arrogant attitude, don't enter."

   "Uncle, let's get in."

   Itachi did not want to embarrass Duan too much, so he walked to his mouth after speaking, took off his shoes and climbed up.

Yet.

   Judgment is still going its own way.

  I saw him walking into the opening, grabbing the connecting window above the opening, and extending his hand to pull it.

   There are tears.

   Under the stunned gaze of the greasy girl Ryoma, the entire window had just broken and taken down, and was thrown away just like that.

   "The hole is bigger now."

   After muttering to himself, his burly body walked towards his mouth, and suddenly entered the tea room.

   The oily girl Longma frowned and followed. And the two roots stood guard at the door.

  The tea room is very simple.

  Although small, there are tatami mats, tea tables, tea stoves, and tea sets. The flower arrangement is placed in the corner of the room.

  The owner of the tea room, Danzo, wearing a kimono, knelt down and sat at one end of the tea table with his eyes closed, body erect, and hands on his thighs.

   looks very formal.

   Itachi walked silently across from Danzo, and knelt in the same standard posture, with a solemn and polite expression.

   Duan did not like to kneel.

  So he sat down next to his nephew, and the enormous weight of three hundred catties shook the entire tea room.

   also makes Danzo open his eyes.

   Juan had done whatever he wanted since he entered the door, without the slightest bit of discipline, and he had lost all etiquette that should not be broken.

  Danzo didn't seem to care, but said to Duan slowly:

   "Uchiha Duan, the old man finally saw you. You are indeed an informal person as rumored."

   "Thank you, Danzo-sama."

  Duan casually crossed his legs, and asked straight to the point, "Come to us at night, you didn't come just for tea, did you?"

   "Look down, young man."

  Danzo said, even though only his left arm could move, he still brewed tea skillfully, and at first glance he was familiar with the tea ceremony.

pretty soon.

  A steaming bowl of emerald green matcha was pushed into Duan by Danzo with one hand:

"Please."

   "I don't like to drink tea" Duan said.

   "If you don't drink, how do you know you don't like it?" Danzang said lightly, with a puncture, which had many meanings.

   Duan frowned, but still took out a bowl of tea and drank it in one gulp.

   "Pooof!"

  As soon as the tea got into my mouth, I felt very bitter.I could not hold a mouthful and sprayed it onto the opposite face of Danzo.

"Brave!"

   Several voices rang out at the same time, and several root ninjas rushed out of nowhere, and placed various weapons such as ninja swords and kunai on the broken neck.

  A small tea room could hide so many people.

   "Everyone is backing away."

  Danzo was not angry, and ordered in a low voice to the gang. Then, he took out a handkerchief from his clothes and slowly wiped the bitter tea from his face.

   The temptation for him to stop drinking tea.

  Danzo believes that Duan deliberately sprayed his face, but it was a childish provocation, and only children would do so.

  The young man in front of him had a simple mind and well-developed limbs, and his personality was extremely immature.

   Such people are actually the best to control.

   "Sorry." His apology was sincere, as he really could not help himself.

"No problem."

  Danzo forgives Duan's offensive behavior, and he is not angry or angry, showing the unexpected city and attitude of being Hokage's assistant.

  He put it aside for a while.

   Making another bowl of bitter tea, pushed him towards Itachi, and said:

   "Itachi, as I said, your life will be full of chaos. Drink this cup of Qingxin tea, it can relieve your anxiety and inner pain."

   "Thank you Danzo-sama."

   Itachi's heart was shaken, and he sat down and bowed to Danzo, then took the tea bowl with both hands, brought it to his mouth and drank it.

  Danzo is kind to him, without his recommendation, he won't be able to get into Anbu.

  He also promised Danzo that he would be the last eye and ear and monitor the Uchiha clan.

"By good…"

   After drinking a bowl of matcha, Itachi suddenly widened his eyes and puffed out his mouth, feeling severe nausea and nausea.

  If he only drank bitter tea, he could endure it.

   But the terrible thing was that Itachi had just drank a full liter of chicken breast juice, and his stomach was uncomfortable, at this time a bowl of bitter tea went into his stomach, and poison was added to his poison.

   Her stomach was overwhelmed, and her skin quickly became increasingly ugly.

   After a few seconds.

   "vomit~"

   Itachi was finally unable to hold back any longer, and spewed out a large puddle of unknown liquid.

  Yellow and green, with the smell of chicken manure, bitter, and the sour smell of digestive juices .. everything mixed for a while, permeating the small tea room.

   "You said you, why are you still vomiting?"

   Seeing this, Juan frowned and patted Itachi on the back, while resolutely advising his nephew, "In that case, all the protein I ate today will be gone, and I have to eat ten boiled egg whites when I get back tonight."

   Seeing this scene, Danzo's face finally sank.

  Was the tea he made really that bad?

   No, it's clear that the uncle and nephew colluded together, and they didn't give him face.

   Uchiha's rest was fine, Danzo was startled by Itachi, who was supposed to respect him, but now humiliated him in front of him.

   Is it affected by interference?

  Take a deep breath.

   Danzo tried to calm down, looked directly at Duan, and suddenly said:

   "Du, you should know that Itachi's entry into Anbu was recommended by the old man, right?"

  Juan heard those words, nodding: "I just found out."

  Dann: "..."

  He held back his anger, and said in a deep voice again:

   "To be honest, the Second Hokage formed a police force back then, in fact, to push the Uchiha clan out of the Konoha powerhouse.

  Therefore, Hirzen, Koharu, and Yan strongly opposed the Uchiha joining Anbu, but I still use my honor to recommend Itachi.

Do you know why? "

   "Why?" Duan pretended not to know, and asked for advice humbly.

   (end of this chapter)