The Effects of Early Marriage
2 - 23 Tuyul
"The holiday has arrived ... the holiday has arrived .. hore .. hore .. hore .. hore ...."
"The holiday has arrived ... the holiday has arrived .. my heart is happy ...."
Yuri and Deo, the couple never get along but now compactly sing the children's song, looking happy.
Either happy because they feel relieved to have finished the exam, or happy because they will have a long vacation.
"Yuri, ko lo's really happy, anyway?"
"Yes, dong. My vacation schedule this year is busy, man."
"Where are you going on vacation?"
"We want to go to school for a picnic in Bali. Go home from there, opa oma I want to go to Switzerland, well come home from there, Deo want to take me honeymoon, dong. Asiikk, honeymoon .. honeymoon ... honeymoon ...."
His classmates choked, even Deo to the edge of the eel.
"Not wrong, are you the same Deo wants a honeymoon?"
"Yes?"
"In what order?"
Yuri put her finger on the chin.
"Hm, forget me. But obviously I just remember I'm going on vacation."
They now saw the face of Deo who was holding innocence with the words Yuri.
"Deo, you want a honeymoon with Yuri?"
"Not honeymoon!"
"Continue?"
"Babymoons."
"Fix, they're desperate because they mostly swallow the formula."
"Indeed the formula can be swallowed?"
"Au ah, dark."
"Now it's still day, it's still light, where it's hot again."
"O Allah, the repentant servant. May third grade be able to make friends straight in your path."
"Oh Allah, may Rizki be bullied by her classmates after separating from us" Yuri prayed with bright sparkling eyes.
"Aamiin," they said in unison except Rozki of course.
Rizki can only stroke his chest, want to stroke his buttocks deflated.
"Not far from you guys either I've always been bullied."
"But the beautiful Yuri likes Rizki's cilok jujanin."
"Yes, Ri. Jajanin cilok two thousand aja proud."
"Indeed you can take a five thousand pegs?"
"Don't five thousand, ten thousand I can."
"Seriously?"
"Yes, the ten-thousand-year schoolmaster can't."
"If so now I'm sick, ten thousand yes, let it be full."
Rizki was silent.
"Damn it, I'm trapped again."
His classmates only laughed at Rizki's apes fate for being yelled at by Yuri. Rizki is indeed the principal's son in this school, but it has no effect in his class. Want the headmaster's son, the son of the killer kek teacher. For them, they are all the same, both school students who need attention when they cannot answer a question of repetition.
Deo who saw that immediately pouted.
"Deo, you buy me chicken noodles, yeah."
Yuri immediately held Deo in her next hand. Be him holding two men by his side.
"Yuri, you if you take a guy about dong little!" said Bian.
"Why indeed?"
"The smooth one's a buluk."
Rozki got bullied again.
"Name dong nice, Rizki. But your fate is unlucky, son!"
Gara patted Rizki on the shoulder with a pity but funny look.
"Party, Yuri, ko lo tumben want to hold Deo's hand?"
"And I have what I want. When I'm full, I'll do it again."
Just the headbands of their friends. How to be angry try, the attitude of Yuri who was flippant is what shows the true goodness and innocent heart. If it is a sneaky matre, it must be secretly pompous and shy meow.
The deo that was held was also ordinary.
They were one class sitting in groups, like a family event. Many are envious of their class who always look compact, want it handsome, beautiful, ugly, rich, poor, smart, not smart, they always get along.
"Yuri, you don't have worms, do you?" tanya Deo looked at how Yuri ate.
"Why, really?"
"Lo eats a lot every day, but not fat. Don't you fucking pox."
"Enak, only. I know well."
"Gue wants to make you fat."
The fat version of Deo is of course different, lasting only nine months. His handsome face was back in obscurity. Yuri who saw Deo's wallet lying on the table without any attention from her employer, immediately opened the wallet and took the money three hundred thousand.
"Woy, I'm buying you meatballs."
"Yey!"
"Take it."
Deo is still unaware of what happened.
Gara and Qavi were worried, either telling Deo or getting a deal.
When the Deo woke up, friends had eaten meatballs.
"You guys are so compact eating all the meatballs."
"Yes, it's treated to Yuri."
Deo's feeling became uneasy, he then looked at his wallet which was on the table. While reading the prayer he opened his wallet.
"Dih, my money was taken the same tuyul."
Yuri immediately nodded.
"Who Deo is cruel, Yuri's time is beautiful spelled tuyul!"
Others do not care about their debates, which is important they are full.
"Partially consider this our wedding salutation."
"So, not really, the time of the rich married meatballs. I'll have a reception seven days and seven nights."
Not that they did not hear the strange words of Deo and Yuri, but that was in their minds, the two humans were still mutated post-repeat.
What happens if they find out that Deo and Yuri are indeed married, can their uproar.