
📥 You made my diet program fail! Why bring so much food?
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📥 From now on I can't stop chewing. My jaw is sore.
📤 That's his name thank you sign. Eating a lot will not make you die.
📥 Yes not dead, but fat like a pig.
📤 By the way Aunt Linda is still nagging no?
📥 Has stopped. Her lips were swollen from a lot of nagging.
📤 Thank goodness, I was overthingking from earlier.
📥 It's common, mama is afraid that this handsome boy is raping girls.
📤 Memperkaos?
📥 Raping.
📤 Oh, you're all there anyway. Wet dreams in the afternoon. Goddamnit!
📥 Fertile period sis.
📤 Btw, not afraid of being caught by Rachel when chatting with me like this?
📥 No. After the chat, I deleted the chat. Besides I keep your contacts with male names. So secure.
📤 Yes already then. I want to study first.
📥 Okay, welcome to learn Miss Alena.
"Goodbye Miss Alena"
Oh, God please pull my soul back to earth. I think I've flown too high to leave the Milky Way galaxy.
I think that guy is really good at controlling duality. When in the real world he is very annoying, likes to ignite emotions, even often make high blood until it feels like he wants to throw it into the sun. However, while in the virtual world he looks so naive and makes my heart holy shoot! What was I just thinking? Awake Alena! Conscious!
"So a smile of his own, now hit his own head. Uncle thinks you should be taken to a mental hospital for a check-up. Lest you do this is a symptom of a psychiatric disorder."
Uncle Melvin sounded mocking.
"When did you stand there?"
"Since you've been mumbling 'good-bye, Miss Alena'. Who said that to you? A male? A fella? A boyfriend?" he asked as he began to land his cheek on the side of the empty sofa, then threw an intimidating look as if I had just made a big mistake.
"No! I just watch the drama and then I repeat the scene dialogue. Seriously," my elak is quick while brandishing two fingers to form a peace code.
Uncle Melvin tilted his head 30° to the left as he began to take a position on his arm. From his facial line it was implied that he did not believe my words just now. "But Uncle didn't listen to any sound."
"Ah anu! Maybe because Uncle is old so Uncle's ears start to lose their hearing function."
A few seconds later, my heart was almost made to plunge freely when two big size palms belonging to Uncle Melvin suddenly cupped my cheeks until the sound of 'plak' was quite loud. I gasped, for without warning he brought his face closer to me. Maybe if calculated, the distance between my face and his face is only ten inches. Spontaneous both my eyes are patterned because they are not ready to be treated to a thrilling scene like this.
"Uncle is already 35 years, but the aura of Uncle is still like a bachelor 25 years," he said defending himself, even he had to give a small grin at the end of the sentence. Rather than creepy, he actually looks like a market edge kuproy jamet that likes to tease girls who just finished shopping. "Try Look! Are there wrinkles on Uncle's face?"
There is absolutely nothing.
"There was. That's plenty! I think the wrinkles on Uncle's face are more than the wrinkles on Grandma's face." I intentionally. Want to make him more upset.
"What's this about? Why are you talking about Grandma in the back? It's appropriate since Grandma's ass was twitching," Grandma's brushes who just came out of the kitchen area while carrying a tray filled with cookies and a glass of strawberry milk.
Uncle Melvin who saw the precision Grandma immediately got up from the sofa, then walked quickly towards him before finally doing the same thing he had done to me cupping Grandma's cheek suddenly.
"Eomma, take a good look. Is it true that my face has a lot of wrinkles?"
Presumably after this I should thank Grandma for wanting to work together to make that man keki half dead.
"Aishhhh! Not likely. I do routine maintenance at a famous beauty salon. My skincare is also expensive." Sounds like Uncle Melvin really doesn't accept it.
"Eat him, you should get married quickly. Any adult male will be young if taken care of by his wife. Care and expensive skincare are still far less pampered with the wife in the room," Granny explained as she placed the tray on the table, then took a sitting position to my right, while Uncle Melvin was seen muttering indistinctly before finally coming to sit on my left side by deliberately bending his body on a soft sofa.
"Grandma make cookies and strawberry milk for your friend to learn. Al_"
"Oh, yeah! Uncle was willing to beg your father for his stay to be extended by one day on the condition that you must be willing to study while here. But why from earlier even play HP continues instead of learning?"
It's nothing I've got a scolding. Let's not say Uncle Melvin has a grudge because I put on a lot of wrinkles earlier.
"Hmm, yes, I will study now," I said lazily.
"Alena, by the way why are there so many photocopies here? Are you gonna make a fry pack?" ask grandma plain once.
Chuckling softly, I then explained, "It will soon be UTS, so I borrowed my friend's notes and a kufotocopy to study."
Uncle Melvin seemed to be linking his eyebrows together, before finally coming along to ask, "Do you really not have a notebook of your own?"
"Have. But empty. I never write notes from the blackboard" I replied lightly.
Hearing that, Uncle Melvin spontaneously reviewed a proud smile as he began stroking the shoots of my hair, "Well... You're a really lazy kid."
Goddamnit! I thought he would praise me.
"You used to be Melvin, too. It's even worse." Grandma suddenly interrupted while flicking her lower lip, as if she was slapping Uncle Melvin with reality in the past. "Already wayward, his kingdom in the classroom just sleep, often skipped lessons, even Eomma is still upset if you remember Eomma was once called the principal because you like to tease the teacher BK. But you could win first place in class."
I jerked. "Voice one?"
"Yes, from behind."
Damnit damnit! I almost laughed.
"Ekhemm! Let's forget about that and let's take a look at these notebooks. I wonder how the children of today learn! What'sthis?" Uncle Melvin squealed in shock right as the first sheet of the photocopyan book opened. Both of his eyes until wide glared almost sticking out.
I approached Uncle's presence to see something that astonished him. "Oh... It's mathematical formulas, Uncle."
"really? Uncle thought it was a grass cipher," he joked as he flipped through the pages, "borrow whose notebook? The men?"
"Kok know?"
"So bad writing."
I don't think Uncle Melvin's mouth has a filter.
"What's her name? Why borrow it?" This time, it sounded like he was interrogating.
"Jerythe. He's the first champion in the class."
"From the back, huh?"
"Just kid! He's the defending champion of the tenth grade."
Grandma grumbled softly, "Why Vin? Want to find a friend, right?
"No. I'm proud to be champion one from behind, no need to find a friend," he said and then asked again, "just as a classmate right?"
"The Vin... Vin... Why are you asking your nephew that question?" Grandma stared at Uncle Melvin's sewot. "Already! Alena is learning. Do not forget to spend the pastries and strawberry milk that Grandma has made. Grandma will be waiting for you in the room while you study, okay?"
I nodded enthusiastically.
"And you're a weathered bujang!"
Uncle Melvin pointed at himself. "I-i?"
"You said you're busy working on an album, get it over with and don't bother my granddaughter who's studying for an exam. Understood?" Grandma took a firm stand. Uncle Melvin nodded and immediately ran away to his study.