
'Kurama, tell me again why I shouldn't kill the old man'
[Why are you asking me? Did you forget that the only humans I like are you and Nozomi. As for the Hokage, he could die in the gutter for everything I care about]
'You didn't help the fox lord'
Currently Tomoka was listening to the endless buzz from Hiruzen Sarutobi. Today marks his first day in what Tomoka calls a true ninja academy. Therefore, he and all the other would-be ninjas had to attend this small speech by the Hokage. Speech that has lasted more than half an hour now.
'I swear to whatever god is out there that if I hear anything more about 'wanting fire', I will kill the woman******* that' [Why not ignore it. I mean, you could just come and chat with me, or we could play a game or something]
'Kurama, you fox saint, you are a genius!'
Like that Tomoka spent the next half hour playing games with Kurama inside her mindscape. Though soon turned into an angry Kurama chasing after Tomoka who chuckles because he cheats on every game they play. That's his mindscape, there he is a god.
“Well, this old man has been talking for quite a while. I hereby announce the start of this school year”
And finally a long speech about the will of fire and what was not finished. As if a fire had been ignited on everyone's butt, they emptied the place towards their respective classrooms.
"I thought she would never finish" said an exhausted Nozomi as she walked next to Tomoka.
"It looks like I fell asleep a few times" It came from Naruto walking backwards with his hands behind his head.
"I-I think I am too" turning to look at little Hinata, one would be able to see a pink tinge on her cheek.
While chatting and trying to get up properly after a speech that caused sleep, the group reached their classroom. Class 1-A is also known as the miracle class. From Kakashi Minato Namikaze to Itachi Uchiha. All the geniuses and elites of Konoha belong to this class.
Entering the classroom, the first thing Tomoka noticed was a child with black eyes and hair looking out the window with a bored expression. Sasuke Uchiha, although the massacre had yet to occur, the man already had a mysterious aura that made the girls crazy about him.
The other faces he recognized were also already inside the classroom. Like Ino and Sakura who are fighting for Sasuke's attention. Another pair of recognizable faces are the faces of Choji and Shikamaru. Although the latter's face could not be seen because he was sleeping. Last but not least, Tomoka finds a mutt and mutt, or kiba and akamaru staring challenging everyone in the class.
After finding a good place and sending Naruto to sit down with Sasuke to laugh. He wondered if the two would kiss by mistake like in the anime. Tomoka could not help but laugh. Not long after that he saw the blond kid preparing a joke for their new teacher. It was a special dusty eraser above the door.
"Naruto, what do you think you're doing" In an instant Tomoka appeared next to Naruto without making a sound. His expression, one of disappointment when he saw the blond child was confused. In the past he had taught Naruto some jokes and even praised him when they succeeded. The blond boy did not understand why he was told to leave now.
“I think you're better than that. Now let me show you how to make a proper joke” When those words come out of Tomoka's lips, the grin goes crazy and crazy. A grin that will make a smile embarrassed cheshire cat.
Ten minutes later everyone sat at their respective tables with sweat pouring down their backs. Even Naruto, who wanted to prank his teacher, felt sorry for whoever they were.
A minute passed and their teacher opened another minute, catching the dusty eraser easily. That's when all hell broke out. In an instant the eraser exploded into a cloud of itchy powder that coated the poor teacher from head to toe.
"The first stage is over" A whisper was heard from inside the classroom loud and clear.
"The second phase begins" Once again a voice resounds and the machinations of a naughty girl are stirred once again.
From the small boxes around the classroom, a foul smelling liquid was shot towards the teacher who was now on guard. With an easy movement he dodged every shot of liquid until nothing else came. However, he did not notice that all the shots landed on the same spot creating a puddle of such viscous liquid.
As the teacher took a careful step forward, he slipped on the now slippery floor as the cable finished its work by dropping it backwards into a puddle of foul-smelling liquid.
"The second phase is complete" This time the voice restrains the moquery tone and exuberance while speaking.
"The third phase begins" With those words the fate of the teacher has been determined. Flood feathers fell from the compartments on the roof of the room.
“Pftt, HAAHHAHA!” Unable to hold back his laughter anymore Tomoka laughed out loud as he looked at the chicken teacher who was now standing in the middle of the classroom smelling like he was going to take out the trash. A moment later the teacher left the room after staring intently at Tomoka.
'That's what you got for being Mizuki-sensei's traitor'