
As his rampage continued, Kyuubi felt a strange feeling, which he deeply disliked. He could sense how someone or something was taking chakra from him. The amount could be ignored like a drop of water missing from a gigantic lake. Yet he would not let anyone dare and steal from him! Even when it was being controlled, his subconscious arrogance took over to try and get rid of the distraction.
At that moment he saw a small human baby on the ground was staring at him. He could feel his chakra being pulled towards the baby. Therefore he tried to kill her by stepping on her with his giant frontal claws. Just as he was about to kill that little nuisance, the third Hokage used Enma's stubborn stick form to attack him. The attack offset its balance causing its claws to grip the entire ground, not just crush the baby.
Kyuubi had been pushed out of the village by the hokage while holding a lump of soil in his right claw. At that moment Kyuubi ignored the dirt he held in his paws because the baby must have died. Instead he chose to make bijudama to attack. As before it was teleported by Minato. Soon after the fourth teleported Kyuubi beside him far away to prevent further damage in the village.
Tomoka could be said to have the best and worst luck ever. Worst of all because he had been attacked after he was born! The best because despite everything that had happened until now he was still alive! Somehow the debris Kyuubi took away made the perfect pouch in it where Tomoka was at the moment.
'Kurama, I swear! I don't hate you, I actually like you a lot! But that doesn't mean I won't get angry if you kill me!' While cursing his heart, he felt how the debris he was trapped in moved very quickly. In a panic Tomoka ignited his chakra forming a thin protective layer.
Minato dodged the wisp of debris Kyuubi had sent towards him. The moment it hit the ground, a body wrapped in blue light shot out from there. The momentary disturbance would have been fatal had it not been for Kushina using her adamantine chain to restrain the kyuubi. However, even more shocking than that was the sound of the baby crying from the direction of the fall of the light.
'SICKNESS SICK!'
Kyuubi, Minato and Kushina were surprised to see a baby no older than Naruto crying on the ground while glaring at Kyuubi. At that moment Minato made a decision. Originally he wanted to seal half of the Kyuubi with him using the reaper death seal. This was so that Kushina could seal the other half in Naruto.
The reason behind this plan is simple. He wishes Naruto and Kushina to stay alive. However, right now Kushina was too weak to hold even half of the Kyuubi within her. As for Naruto, he is just a baby. The burden Naruto would have to bear if the entire Kyuubi sealed within him would have killed him.
Now there's another option. Minato knew that the baby Kyuubi was carrying had enough vitality to hold the other half of Kyuubi's body. With this, he could save his own life. It might sound selfish but he promised in his heart to treat the child as best he could in the future to pay his debt.
As she stops fighting Kushina's adamantine chain for a moment, she and Minato take the opportunity to act. Minato quickly summoned a pair of small altars and at one altar Kushina placed Naruto while at the other Minato placed Tomoka. Not wasting their time starting the procedure.
At that moment, Kurama realized his mistake. He quickly attacked the pair of children. But to his chagrin, Kushina uses her body to protect Naruto while Minato uses her body to protect Tomoka. Kurama's claws were only a few inches away from the two, but they were unwilling to move any closer.
"Call jutsu!" Minato could sense how his life was drifting but he still had an obligation to settle.
"Gerotora, I'll give you the key to the sealing formula" Minato did as he said and as soon as Gerotora left.
"Eight signed seals" Soon after the light enveloped everyone present as Kurama disappeared inside Naruto and Tomoka. Half his Yang in the boy and his yin in the girl. Right after, Minato and Kushina's lifeless bodies fell to the floor as their lives ended.
'You have to defecate on me, no way. Did this really just happen? Why did Minato seal THE GOD KYUUBI IN ME! GODDAMNIT! Now I have to deal with the grumpy old fox whispering in my ear for years to come!'
[Hmph]
'Oi Kurama! I'll swear if you try something funny, I'll make you regret it! I don't know how, I don't know when but I'm gonna fuck you up! You heard me!'
At that moment Kurama's eyes were wide open. This baby is the one who uses his name! Not to mention, she had only realized the thought of a baby being too developed for a child her age! The worst of all is his dirty mouth!