I'm Not Daria
the iPhone 3 is broken

Mario's arm slipped out of my arms and he cleared his throat. "Good day, Mr. Devan, I just taught Miss Daria how to cook Baltimore Coddies."

"Hopefully it works," he said while looking at me.

"He's really great" Mario confirmed.

"That's supposed to be on the news," she cheered.

"Yes, but I'm pretty sure the news will be more interested in showing you what happened yesterday. Then they don't want to know why the meeting was canceled?" I interrupted

His lips were raised upwards with an exaggerated grin. "It's better if you show me what happened yesterday in my room".

My cheeks are reddened. "Hush on."

"What's going on, honey? Don't you agree with me?" She asked

"out"

"Okay," he said.

After coming out of the kitchen, I took a breath.

Why should he bring that up?

Okay, I brought up the incident, but he was the one who started by commenting on my cooking skills. He didn't even know how good I was at cooking, at least for some specific recipes.

"What's that?" Mario asked.

I shook my head. "You can't know. Let's get back to this topic, shall we?

After an hour, we finally managed to make some delicious Baltimore Coddies. It feels so amazing, I have made quite a lot for everyone, of course with a lot of help from Mario.

She was really very nice, I was very happy to have made a very different friend from some people I knew. She was so sweet and patient with my slow cooking, it seemed like she was going to be my best friend.

Everyone tasted the Coddies and praised him, even taking him to the guards at the gate to let them taste it. Amara and the other servants seemed to like her and Anna almost devoured everything, I had to stop her before she started eating her plate as well.

"Will you give it to Mr. Devan?" Mario asked while observing the rest of the food.

"certain." I am glad to obey him. "Marrata!" call him. "Take this leftover food for the dog to eat. I mean-I mean Mr. Devan"

I could see Amara trying to control her laughter and chuckling as she took a plate from me to give to her dog, she meant Devan.

Shit, I always messed up his name with words like dogs, jerks, and everything else.

"You don't seem to like it very much." Mario commented.

I pretended to gasp. "God, why do you think that? I'm really in love with her!" I said, my voice mixed with more sarcasm than I had ever used in my nineteen years of life.

"Okay, forget about it. You really hate him," he mumbled

"More or less so," I nodded. "And hey, I'll chase you every day to teach me how to cook better food.

"i don't mind."

Devan, as I expected, said nothing about the food that had been cooked by me. But his opinion of it is not important, so I don't care.

The rest of the day was spent talking to Mario.introducing him to Anna and they instantly fit in.

In the evening, the three of us with Amara playing table tennis, Mario and Amara were really good at it.

At first, they were hesitant to play, but after a bit of persuasion, they finally agreed and we all had fun.

It was a perfect day and we were very happy. Even Devan with his ugly face and wry comments cannot dampen my mood. I can't remember the last time I was this happy.

...

The next day, I was looking for ideas. It takes all morning to find something, anything, but not knowing what to do.

But that's not what I'm worried about. The thing I wanted to do since yesterday was take revenge. I want revenge. Like I always did. And I won't stop until he gives up.

I have been stressing myself out of this since morning and still haven't been able to find a good plan. Until I saw Devan lying on the couch in the living room,

I was very surprised to see him there. As he slept, he did not look like a real demon at all. He looked innocent and slept like a baby. He must be very tired all the time because of the amount of work he does every day. I can't imagine what it's like to keep working! I can't do that in my entire life

But that does not mean it will make him free from problems.no, even though he is very tired. Even if she looks harmless and adorable while sleeping on the sofa. No, I'm not gonna let that affect me.

So I ran to the pool where I saw a small rubber pool a few days ago.

I dragged him into the living room and right in front of the sofa and put a hose in it. The hose is quite long and reaches the pool easily.then connect the hose to the tap outside the living room that is around the pool.

I quietly filled about half the pool with water. Devan is still sound asleep with his laptop on the table next to the sofa.

After the pool was half filled with water, I pulled Mario out of the kitchen and dragged him into the living room while explaining the plan to him.

But she rejected it with "no, thank you, I chose to live."

I begged him for some time before finally giving up and came to the conclusion that he would not help me at all.

I got riled up and ran to Anna who was initially hesitant to do so but finally agreed.

So the two of us stood behind the sofa, staring at Devan and waiting for the right opportunity to attack. He was still sound asleep and did not seem to be waking up any time soon.

"Okay, you hold that end and I'll hold this one and in the count of three, we push it forward and tilt, understand?" I whispered not to wake her.

There was no one around and even Mario ran back to the kitchen to hide himself.

"One, two, three, come on?" I whispered and we pushed the sofa together. It took a lot of effort but we finally managed to tilt it towards the water in the small pond.

We heard Devan land in the water and we pulled back the sofa so as not to hit him.

He woke up in shock, playing around in the water before he finally regained his senses. He stopped and looked around until his eyes were on us, chuckling.

He groaned and growled before glaring at us while trying to flush us with water, yet always missed.

He got up from the pool, his body was soaking wet, he took something out of his pocket. He slammed it on the table and it turned out to be his iPhone.

My eyes are wide

"iPhone third me in three weeks."

Without saying anything more, he rushed out of the living room.

"Oh my God, that was funny. The best way to wake someone up," Anna chuckled

"You guys are really going to die" said Mario, shaking his head. "What happened between Miss and Devan?" He asked while looking at me.

"The story is long" I replied.

"You know, right, that he wouldn't let you through just like that?"

"Of course I know. He'll do something to me too and then I'll do something to him. It never stops."

"You're crazy."

"I'm not crazy. He's the one who started it all" I defended myself.

"Whatever, what lunch?

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